Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.
Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here
This is is actually the greatest thing on the internet. I’ve reblogged this before but everyone needs to see it.
A lion, tiger and bear recovered in a drug bust in 2001 have been living together ever since at an animal rescue center near Atlanta. Leo, Shere Khan and Baloo are like brothers; caretakers say separating them would bring depression.
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)